pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

(Source: theoreticalpermaculture)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

exterminatemuggles:

dragonstars:

zahheckie:

I didn’t know nash grier was in a horror game

why did you do this? why? he’s a good being, sure hes made his mistakes, but how dare you compare freddy to this monstrosity. smh 

I was about to slap someone

inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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liamdryden:

Being Uniproof!: Tips for Student Survival

New video!

University’s starting soon. Are you entering your first year? Are you returning and have already forgotten everything you know? Here’s some advice from me on surviving the student experience!

Likes and reblogs are always appreciated! <3

zooophagous:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.

(Source: vogelbird)

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige)

HOW TO PAGAN

thephantomhunter:

idk just burn that shit as an offering 

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa)

dragonfira101:

appazap:

lhomme-ezra:

this is the definition of human trash

people trying to defend him, he’s been racist,homophobic etc countless times..it isn’t acceptable

I am legit going to either kiss my bby and send him a shit ton of pictures that say “LOOK! ITS A RELATIONSHIP! SOMETHING YOU NEVER HAD! WITH A AMAZING GIRL THAT WOULD RATHER CHOSE A NERD LIKE ME THEN YOU!” Or pay people to cuddle him. Just to piss him off.

fandomwhore123:

Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge

(Source: thedoctorisinravenclaw)

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